Your nuts roasting in an open fire
Balances accumulating in an open fund
Looking at the allocations you chose
US electors send the markets haywire
And Trump's team brings what? Who knows?
Everybody knows a turkey and some
Republicans help to create some market fright
Financial planners with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Donald's on his way
He's got lots of threats and promises
to convey
And every Australian
Politician is gonna spy to see if
Pigs really know how to fly
And so, I'm offering this
Simple phrase to investors from
One to ninety-two
Altho' it's been said many times
Many ways
"Good luck and Merry Christmas to you"
AUTHOR
The Outsider
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