God Rest Ye Weary Planners
God rest ye weary planners
Don't sweat on FASEA's delays
Remember to keep working
And producing SOAs
To save clients from poverty
When they were gone astray
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
God rest ye weary planners
Don't sweat on FASEA's delays
Remember to keep working
And producing SOAs
To save clients from poverty
When they were gone astray
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
In Canberra, in ACT
The FASEA was born
And laid upon poor planners
Who no one thought to warn
The which its Mother O'Dwyer
Did nothing take in scorn
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Fear not then, said Peter Kell
Let nothing you affright
This day is born a regulator
With powers that will bring fright
To impose EUs on those who sin
Using ASIC's pow'r and might
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
God rest ye weary planners
Don't sweat on FASEA's delays
Remember to keep working
And producing SOAs
To save clients from poverty
When they were gone astray
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy.
AUTHOR
The Outsider
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