ASIC is a great place to work. You can use the public monies to pay your personal tax bill, put in false expense claims, you can have serious conflicts of interest and now you can have misconduct allegations substantiated and they can't sack you. You get dragged infront of a senate sub committee, and you can lie, tell them things are above your pay grade and then hide behind legal privilege. You investigate 1% of matters raised with you, and in the small number of cases you take to court you lose many of them. ASIC is the gold standard in corruption and ineptitude but you simply can't lose your job.